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bodily functions and being "lady-like"
10.18.2001 - 10:10 AM

you are so funny...

every time I read your entries about "poop" and "pee", it just totally cracks me up...

I guess I'm just so used to the females around here trying to "act lady-like" that they almost don't act HUMAN, ya know? They're to afraid to talk about normal, everyday human functions like pooping, and peeing, and burping, and farting, and ANYTHING sexual...

"Ewwwww, that's gross..." they say to me.

Yet when they go home to their men, I know they're the biggest fuckin' sexual FREAKS in the world... (c'mon ladies, do you really think that I'm just sitting there enjoying my coffee and NOT hearing you whisper to each other about your adventures the night before???)

I remember one time one of my friends was laughing so hard she accidently farted a smelly one... she got so embarassed, she took off and we didn't see her for a week and a half. Eventually she got over it.

heh. I bet nowadays she's having contests with her man to see who's farts smell worse...

... of course, she'll deny doing it-- "because she's a lady..."

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